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Best Hyderabadi jokes 2019

 Hyderabadi Jokes

Me : Apki pic send karo na ji ?
She : Kaiku kya karna hai??
Me : Chote Bacche ku daraake sulana hai
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They opened a starbucks in hyderabad.
Waiter: Kya hona.
Customer: latte ?
Waiter: Hau latoon. Ab kya hona bolo.
Customer: Waiter, Cappuccino
Waiter: Kaiku doosro ke cuppa Chinu, andar bahot cuppa hai
Customer: Mocca?
Waiter: Mauka sab Ku hona life me ek baar. Ab kya hona bolo.
Starbucks closed !
Hyderabadi Customer : Merku Cheque Deposit Karna Hai Kab Tak Clear Karte.
Banker: 2 ya 3 Din Mein Clear Hojata.
Customer: Dono Banks To Amne Samne Ich Hai Phir Itti Der Kaiku.
Banker : Sir, Procedure Follow Karna Padhta, Agar Ap Qabristan Ke Bahar Accident Mein Margaye To Apku Ghar Ku Leke Jate, Gusal Dete, Kafan Pehnate, Janaze Ki Namaz Padhate. Ya Phir Marte Ich Samne Ke Qabristan Mein Dafan Karte.
Customer : Aise khartarnak example nakko de re bawa, samajh gaya main
Girl: kya karre the
Boy : izzat ki dor ko uljhano ki jakad aur kashmakash se azad karra tha
Girl: Matlab
Boy : payjame k naade ku gheenti pad gai kholra tha ji zor se aara
Girl : aghoosh e ghunoodgi ki bahon me simat jaa ae mohalle k bashinde
Boy: Matlab
Girl : marjaa kutte
Use Chaha b To izhar karna nahi aaya,
Bit gai umar par hume pyar karna nahi aaya,
Usne magi b to judai magi aur hume inkar karna b nahi aaya..
aur uneh batroom me baitha magar pani nahi aya haha
“Zindagi itti sarki hogayi, neend hushaar hue takk din khatam hojaara, aankh lagey takk raat guzar jaari..”
Boys ,when girl mesg for first time.
Girl : Hi
Boy :(khushi se) Ji wo apne walime me kitne log aainge apki taraf se ? Wo bawarchi ku advance dene poocha .
Girl: aap kya karte
Boy: ji businessman hu
Girl: konsa business
Boy: sophisticated manual elastic holding devices
Girl: woww amazing ! Kya rehta wo
Boy: ji naadey bechtum bandi pe
Girl : marja kutte
DOCTOR: Mareez ko agar 1 ghanta pahile late tho hum isey bacha pate…
ME: Sala Aadhe ghante pahile tho accident howa, phir 1 ghanta pahile g marane late hospital ko.
Dost 1 : baap mai itta handsome hun, goora hun, kiraak gaadi hai angaar body hai, phir be koi
bachi aa k baat tak nai karti re merse, kaiku re ayesa ??
Adwance : are howley ! jab tak apply nai karte, job nai milti re pakit !
Samaj gaye so wale likaaa marte katey
boy : daadi kya apan hamesha paanch ich rahingey abba, ammi, baji,tum, mai??
Dadi : tu shaadi karle 6 hojate
Boy : phir baji ki shaadi ho jati, unu chale jate, phir paanch
Dadi : tereku bacha hota phir 6 hojate
Boy : phir tum marjate phir paanch hojate…
Dadi : tera murda niklo iflaas kaiku tung karra re dalindar Itti Garmi Me
Salim Feku: Hamare Bawa itte lambe hai ki Khade Khade chalte Fan ku rok dete
Jahangir: Hamare Bawa bhi lambe ich hai, lekin aise Haule Kaama nai karte….
Salim Feku: My dad is so tall that he would stop a moving fan with his hand
Jahangir: Even my dad is tall but he didn’t do such nonsense stuff
An old Hyderabadi couple:
Wife: Aji Allah Mian Bole Jannat Mein Tum logon Ku Hooran Milingey Bole, Phir Hum Logon Ku Kya Milte?
Husband: Tum Logon Ku Langooran Milte.
Wife(with a deep sigh): Aiy Ye Kya Ji, Yahan Bhi Woich Wahan Bhi Woich!
Shaadi Jaldi Hone Ki Dua by A Hyderabadi:
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“Kab Aate Wo Dinaa, Ek Takiye Pe Do Gardana,
Kab Tak Akele Sona, Ab To Begum Hona Ch Hona!!”
Teacher: Ismail Tell me one animal that lives in water?
Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, kya bolri inay?
Jahangir: Pani kay jawar ka naam bolo katay
Ismail Bhai : Fisha rhaitay madam
Teacher : Good, tell me four more animals that live in water
Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, ab kya poochti ustaad inay?
Jahangir : pani mein aur kya rahta poochri Ismail bhai
Ismail Bhai : fish ki ammi, abba, akka, anna… sauntelay baya bahena b rehtay yeh bhi nai maloom re isku.. maa ki kirkiri